Title : Tuberov's Reason Author : Carole Summary : Why did Tuberov seem to have this thing against Dr. J and piloted mobile suits? Pairing : Dr. J + Tuberov Author's Note : This was my attempt to come up with the worst, most nasty pairing I could think of. A success, if you want to call it that. After I finished it, I had a GW marathon with a friend. She kept glaring at me anytime Tuberov or the scientists came on because she can see this pairing now. YUCK! Though she also thought it was funny and told me to post it. Oh, this is unbetaed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He'd turned off the air in the cells. There was no other way and the man deserved it. Tuberov turned to Lady Une's outraged voice and smiled evilly. J could not escape his revenge this time. But it hadn't always been this way... *** 180 AC *** CLACK CLACK CLACK A much younger Tuberov stared adoringly at the light playing off one metal claw. That beautiful high pitched voice whined out, "Darling." This was happiness. Engineer in Training, Tuberov had always admired the scientists who were busy designing the latest state of the art weaponry, especially J, but to have one return his regard... They both knew that there would be trouble if others found out about their affair, so they'd kept it a careful secret. "J." CLACK CLACK Dark glasses stared at him seductively. "How would you like to play ring around the claw?" CLACK *** 181 AC *** "You don't love me anymore," Tuberov accused. He burst into tears. Nothing ever worked out for him, J had forsaken him, spending all his time designing that blasted mobile suit. CLACK "Tubikuns, how can you say that?" "Because it's true. J, I love you, but I can't take this anymore. It's either the mobile suit or me." *** 195 AC *** "He should never have picked that suit over me. Now he will pay. BWAHAHAHAHA!" Une stared at him in shock, giving Tuberov the opportunity to shoot her. With a thump, she fell to the floor. Nothing would stand between him and his revenge! He turned back to the controls and began randomly pushing buttons. They would all pay! And that's the real reason for the whole Gundam Wing mess. The moral of this story, don't let Carole have sugar before she goes to bed after a stressful day. THE END